nbcsnl:

Your friendly reminder to set your alarms for the next two weeks!

nbcsnl:

Your friendly reminder to set your alarms for the next two weeks!

(Source: sitcomfamily)

moijejoueauxfranglophones:

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

saved for future reference

(Source: stealmyghoul)

cthulhupeelz:

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard)

fishingboatproceeds:

colchrishadfield:

A well-reasoned video putting the dangers of Ebola in true perspective, courtesy of John Green.

Thanks, my-favorite-astronaut-of-all-time.

foulmilk:

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

YOOOOOO

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches)

  

paramorre:

spoopynep:

so i was messing around with vocals and pitches, and this happened

download (x)

i am now convinced patrick stump is the human embodiment of god

yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my fucking god

ninjoe:

gatesofgotham:

the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN

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(Source: xmened)